My Life & Times at McMillians

2008-03-31T15:52:00.003-04:00

Good Morning,

I came across this little video earlier this week. If this isnt a great country show then i don't know what is.

Let me know what you think.

Sweet water and light laughter till next time we meet,
Azi

When is being gay being gay?

2008-03-25T15:42:00.002-04:00

So we had this conversation at work last week, I could not stop thinking about it all weekend. I have not been able to get a definitive answer from anyone. The question is "When is being Gay being Gay?" When someone is "experimenting" is it possible that they are not gay but just confused. This came up from a show i saw over the weekend. It was a rerun of an MTV show True Life (sorry couldn't find video). It focused on this guy that was claiming that he was heterosexual and yet he does gay porn as a living.

Is this even possible? I come to wonder. i personally do not agree at all. You have sex with someone of the same sex you are no longer heterosexual. Either your in between or your gay. I feel this as cut and dry. Even if your raped. Let's use a man as an example. He goes to jail and is raped. His manhood is now obsolete gone. He was not a willing addition to the display but it was none the less done. In this aspect if he keeps it to himself and doesn't tell his family and friends is he Gay? I think that he might not be he just needs to keep it to himself. He tells his family and friends he will never be viewed the same ever again. What about a girl who likes and sleeps with both men and women. She is not sure what she wants but claims she is not gay shes just confused. Does this mean that she is gay? Once again i think that she is gay.What do you think of this?

As always Sweet water and light laughter, till next time we meet,
Azi

St. Patrick's Day..what does it mean?

2008-03-17T16:19:00.006-04:00

Hello all,

Today is Saint Patrick's Day also known as St. Patrick's Day, and St. Patty's Day in the olden days known as (Irish: Lá ’le Pádraig or Lá Fhéile Pádraig). Many people celebrate this day and don't really know what it means. I never did until today. So i decided to share that knowledge with you the general public.

Apparently St. Patrick's Day is the national holiday of Ireland. It became a Feast Day in the Roman Catholic Church in the 17th Century a large part due to Franciscan Scholar Luke Wadding. The Day is celebrated in large part in Australia, North America and heavily in Ireland. It is associated with the color green, Shamrocks and little men in green suits called "leprecaughns". North America has become increasingly faithful to celebrating the day. They have parades and most peculiar they dye there Rivers like so.

I am also surprised to hear from Bud Bundy that they are apparently trying make it an official holiday here in the states. Go figure although it might be him trying to get that passed. Anything to do with drinking and he's there. With the day also know for drinking it all means one thing to many...Lets get drunk.

Get it out get it out...there ya go. Now here's a beer.

As always Sweet water and light laughter, till next time we meet,
Azi

Back again?

2008-03-14T16:03:00.004-04:00

So I am back. I had a little hiatus due to some issues at McMillians. I had to step away and analyze what i wanted in life. I have made some changes in my life. Some are major some insignificant. One that I am very wary and yet happy about is my engagement. Yes yes it appears that i will be getting married.

I know, I know the women will miss me. I am sorry that i will not be able to court anymore of you ladies. Although my game as of late has not been on the up and up. Got to know some people for who they truly are. You never really know who's family and friends till your down and out. Well I just wanted to touch base and let you know that the writers strike is over (literally) so its time to get it poppin!

For all you Motion Picture enthusiasts out there here is a good site to catch movies and shows. Streaming pretty clean and fast too. Some in HD. It's called Hulu. Its a conglomerate of the large broadcasters such as Fox, NBC and the Like. Check it out. They are in Beta so it should still be free if your lucky.

Sweet water and light laughter, till next time we meet.
Azi

More People

2007-11-12T11:22:00.000-05:00

It looks like it's time to introduce some more co-workers from the office.

Meet Busty McRoundhouse. She is fairly new to the firm. A great addition to the 23rd floor. Originally from Long island she now resides in the Uptown, not as far as Diva she is not subjected to the ghetto ways. A former Cheerleader we are blessed with her random and often sudden cheers to her previous team the Bethpage Eagles. She is a hot, single, young woman looking for some fun on the town.

Lets elaborate on Curly. He is one of the funny few that will grace the pages of this blog with his daily antics. His sarcastic humor is not always a direct hit as some people don't get it until a few minutes later. He is often times called the life of the party due to the fact that he can strike up a conversation with just about anyone. His chivalry comes from his travels throughout the world, most notable Europe where his love in soccer originated. He resides in Lower Manhattan.

The last person for this post will be "Senorita". The office mother, she feeds us, wipes the dirt off our face, and offers an ear to hear our troubles. She comes from Florida but now resides in queens. She is the Ying to our Yang. She keeps us running straight and on point. There is also a dark side to her that has yet to be brought to light.

This is it for now, I know that I have been falling off. It is all due to my other obligations that I am not able to post Consistently. With that I will try my very best to continue to post in a timely fashion.

Sweet water and light laughter till next time we meet,
Azi

NYC Marathon

2007-11-05T10:34:00.000-05:00

As a follow up to last weeks post about Tom Cruise. I just wanted to share the fact that I went running with my mysterious mistress Katie Holmes. We had a grand olde time during the run. I was able to cop some feels as I feinted many falls, out in public people!! In any event it was a great run too bad I had to jump behind a fat runner near the finish line because the cock-blocker was at the finish line with my baby. I don't know what is taking Katie so long to tell the world the truth. Agh well here's a pic of me and my no longer mistress. Yea that's me right behind her with my head cut-off don't mind that.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi

Tom Cruise

2007-11-02T16:13:00.000-04:00

Busty McRoundhouse (More to come) was telling us about a party she was going to attend. The theme that she and her pals were shooting for were "Tom Cruise". The night went very well. This is probably the best multi costume that I have ever seen. Here take a look.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi

P.S. Since I missed a post yesterday. I will make up for it later tonight. Stay tuned.

Paris Hilton Screwing

2007-10-31T15:09:00.000-04:00

Apparently I have been making allot of references about Diva. The blog was becoming saturated with his antics so, I will move on for today with a quick post.

So I was surfing and came across a pretty funny halloween picture. If your were unable to see any of the hundreds of Paris Hilton sex tape's out on the web, here's a still out on the pool. As you can see she's taken the time get all dolled up.

Well gotta go work on my grammar.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi

The Stalker

2007-10-30T15:40:00.000-04:00

This weekend is a grand event. Diva is having a sample sale. Doodlie Doo!

In preparation to this event he has sent an email to an abundance of people. Inviting them bring some friends so on and so forth. Bundy and I were talking when Diva turns around and says "OMG guys, I have a stalker. I have finally become famous!" Naturally Bundy and I become intrigued. I mean come on who in there right mind will stalk Diva. Are you serious? I mean really? So he gives us a run down of the situation.

On of the recipients of the email responds with " Great I'm there. Will the designer be there? I have some questions for him." Thats it. The email in its entirety.

Yup that's the stalker. Bundy and I run with it. Bundy say's "Wow she's really on you. What are you going to do?" I say " You should have some protection there. Do you want me to set up a protection service?" Diva says "Really do you think I should tell her not to come?" We say at the exact same time. "Yes". I say "You should respond to her and say this has gone far enough. If you do not cease and desist from contact me I will enact an order of protection".

This guy is hilarious we went on and on similar to the above. We have not seen the response as yet. As soon as it becomes available we shall update the community.

God help us all when Diva has a stalker....

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi

The Cast

2007-10-29T12:24:00.000-04:00

Its time for the highly anticipated second posting. This post will give a brief description of the four center cast. Although the blog will touch on several outside members, these four will primarily be the "bread and butter" of the Blog but I digress, on to the cast.

We will begin with me, "Aziphrale". I am the second rung on the seniority ladder in our department. I would describe myself to you but i think that would be a little self centered so instead I will have 2 co-workers describe me.

"Curly" (More to come) says: A fairly young, semi-intellectual intelligent, but more so a muscle kinda guy man originally from Brooklyn, New York trying to cut eat his piece of American Pie. I am a reflection of those around me and right now, I am shining weirdness at everyone. Also, I killed a man once, but don't worry, I drove off.

"Bundy" (see below) says: A man of enormous appetites (wine, women and Halo) with a physique to match, don't be fooled by Azi's slow speech and lumbering gait; he's a viper!

Next is "Carlton". He is the eccentric, highly articulate, intelligent supervisor. Spreading the Street meat lunch/meals. He hails from Harlem U.S.A. Yes that's right Harlem U.S.A, according to our very own "Diva"(see below). Harlem has declared that it is its own self sustaining city and state. Hence Harlem, U.S.A. I wonder who's the governor?

"Bundy" is the new member of the team. Still adjusting to the New York life (Bundy is originally from Boston) he is living and loving the single, boozing one night stands. Agh the good olde days.Along with the aforementioned booze fest he is another middle-aged man with looks to rival Bud Bundy. When looks can describe 1,000 words why type when this will work. Don't let the looks deceive you he does have a mean streak in him. He dons a mask and cape at night to protects the citizens of Bushwick (The Dark Side) where he resides in a brownstone.

Last but definetly not least is "Diva". This arrogant, self centered, semi-professional designer is the fillet mignon to this bread and butter group. His daily antics are for the record books. He will often times take us into the never ending spiral of stupidity. You know "a stupid person doesn't know he's stupid" but before I continue to bash him I am sure that you will gather the same throughout this blog. He of course hails from Harlem. He no longer lives in the "good" Harlem instead he has opted out for the Harlem with a Gimbo's at the corner and the people hanging out on the stoop. He is a single guy that is making his strength known in the hood. I will make you pull that one together.

That wraps it up for now. Look in soon for another post. I was told that i need to post more often to give the viewers more substance. I was told that no one likes an empty blog. I will post more often for the following couple of weeks then slow it down to a once a day post.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet.
Azi

P.S. I will also make random picture post with hopefully quirky comments. Please comment and let me know how you feel about it.

Introduction

2007-10-26T15:23:00.000-04:00

Hello,

Wow!! I made it! Time to begin this mesmerizing and often times tantalizing experience here at Mcmillians. My name is Aziphrale (not really) but for legal reasons many names and events will be altered to protect the individuals involved blah blah blah. I am a fairly young often called intelligent man originally from Brooklyn New York. Hopefully if you follow this blog you will get to know me on a grander scale.

After telling so many people about the experiences I have had here at McMillians (also fake). I was told that i should share this with the 40 percent free world. McMillians is my workplace.The blog will cycle between a group of individuals who work here. We will touch on their personal, work(because not everyone is a professional) and most important sexual lives.

This obviously, is the first post and only a brief introduction into this mesmerizing life. I hope you enjoy.

Sweet water and light laughter till next time we meet,
Azi

P.S. I am working on finding/creating the right setup for the Blog, so please bear with the changes.