Paris Hilton Screwing

Apparently I have been making allot of references about Diva. The blog was becoming saturated with his antics so, I will move on for today with a quick post.

So I was surfing and came across a pretty funny halloween picture. If your were unable to see any of the hundreds of Paris Hilton sex tape's out on the web, here's a still out on the pool. As you can see she's taken the time get all dolled up.

Well gotta go work on my grammar.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi

The Stalker

This weekend is a grand event. Diva is having a sample sale. Doodlie Doo!

In preparation to this event he has sent an email to an abundance of people. Inviting them bring some friends so on and so forth. Bundy and I were talking when Diva turns around and says "OMG guys, I have a stalker. I have finally become famous!" Naturally Bundy and I become intrigued. I mean come on who in there right mind will stalk Diva. Are you serious? I mean really? So he gives us a run down of the situation.

On of the recipients of the email responds with " Great I'm there. Will the designer be there? I have some questions for him." Thats it. The email in its entirety.

Yup that's the stalker. Bundy and I run with it. Bundy say's "Wow she's really on you. What are you going to do?" I say " You should have some protection there. Do you want me to set up a protection service?" Diva says "Really do you think I should tell her not to come?" We say at the exact same time. "Yes". I say "You should respond to her and say this has gone far enough. If you do not cease and desist from contact me I will enact an order of protection".

This guy is hilarious we went on and on similar to the above. We have not seen the response as yet. As soon as it becomes available we shall update the community.

God help us all when Diva has a stalker....

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi

The Cast

Its time for the highly anticipated second posting. This post will give a brief description of the four center cast. Although the blog will touch on several outside members, these four will primarily be the "bread and butter" of the Blog but I digress, on to the cast.

We will begin with me, "Aziphrale". I am the second rung on the seniority ladder in our department. I would describe myself to you but i think that would be a little self centered so instead I will have 2 co-workers describe me.

"Curly" (More to come) says: A fairly young, semi-intellectual intelligent, but more so a muscle kinda guy man originally from Brooklyn, New York trying to cut eat his piece of American Pie. I am a reflection of those around me and right now, I am shining weirdness at everyone. Also, I killed a man once, but don't worry, I drove off.

"Bundy" (see below) says: A man of enormous appetites (wine, women and Halo) with a physique to match, don't be fooled by Azi's slow speech and lumbering gait; he's a viper!

Next is "Carlton". He is the eccentric, highly articulate, intelligent supervisor. Spreading the Street meat lunch/meals. He hails from Harlem U.S.A. Yes that's right Harlem U.S.A, according to our very own "Diva"(see below). Harlem has declared that it is its own self sustaining city and state. Hence Harlem, U.S.A. I wonder who's the governor?

"Bundy" is the new member of the team. Still adjusting to the New York life (Bundy is originally from Boston) he is living and loving the single, boozing one night stands. Agh the good olde days.Along with the aforementioned booze fest he is another middle-aged man with looks to rival Bud Bundy. When looks can describe 1,000 words why type when this will work. Don't let the looks deceive you he does have a mean streak in him. He dons a mask and cape at night to protects the citizens of Bushwick (The Dark Side) where he resides in a brownstone.

Last but definetly not least is "Diva". This arrogant, self centered, semi-professional designer is the fillet mignon to this bread and butter group. His daily antics are for the record books. He will often times take us into the never ending spiral of stupidity. You know "a stupid person doesn't know he's stupid" but before I continue to bash him I am sure that you will gather the same throughout this blog. He of course hails from Harlem. He no longer lives in the "good" Harlem instead he has opted out for the Harlem with a Gimbo's at the corner and the people hanging out on the stoop. He is a single guy that is making his strength known in the hood. I will make you pull that one together.

That wraps it up for now. Look in soon for another post. I was told that i need to post more often to give the viewers more substance. I was told that no one likes an empty blog. I will post more often for the following couple of weeks then slow it down to a once a day post.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet.
Azi

P.S. I will also make random picture post with hopefully quirky comments. Please comment and let me know how you feel about it.

Introduction

Hello,

Wow!! I made it! Time to begin this mesmerizing and often times tantalizing experience here at Mcmillians. My name is Aziphrale (not really) but for legal reasons many names and events will be altered to protect the individuals involved blah blah blah. I am a fairly young often called intelligent man originally from Brooklyn New York. Hopefully if you follow this blog you will get to know me on a grander scale.

After telling so many people about the experiences I have had here at McMillians (also fake). I was told that i should share this with the 40 percent free world. McMillians is my workplace.The blog will cycle between a group of individuals who work here. We will touch on their personal, work(because not everyone is a professional) and most important sexual lives.

This obviously, is the first post and only a brief introduction into this mesmerizing life. I hope you enjoy.

Sweet water and light laughter till next time we meet,
Azi

P.S. I am working on finding/creating the right setup for the Blog, so please bear with the changes.