The Stalker

This weekend is a grand event. Diva is having a sample sale. Doodlie Doo!

In preparation to this event he has sent an email to an abundance of people. Inviting them bring some friends so on and so forth. Bundy and I were talking when Diva turns around and says "OMG guys, I have a stalker. I have finally become famous!" Naturally Bundy and I become intrigued. I mean come on who in there right mind will stalk Diva. Are you serious? I mean really? So he gives us a run down of the situation.

On of the recipients of the email responds with " Great I'm there. Will the designer be there? I have some questions for him." Thats it. The email in its entirety.

Yup that's the stalker. Bundy and I run with it. Bundy say's "Wow she's really on you. What are you going to do?" I say " You should have some protection there. Do you want me to set up a protection service?" Diva says "Really do you think I should tell her not to come?" We say at the exact same time. "Yes". I say "You should respond to her and say this has gone far enough. If you do not cease and desist from contact me I will enact an order of protection".

This guy is hilarious we went on and on similar to the above. We have not seen the response as yet. As soon as it becomes available we shall update the community.

God help us all when Diva has a stalker....

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet,
Azi