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Monday, October 29, 2007

The Cast

Its time for the highly anticipated second posting. This post will give a brief description of the four center cast. Although the blog will touch on several outside members, these four will primarily be the "bread and butter" of the Blog but I digress, on to the cast.

We will begin with me, "Aziphrale". I am the second rung on the seniority ladder in our department. I would describe myself to you but i think that would be a little self centered so instead I will have 2 co-workers describe me.

"Curly" (More to come) says: A fairly young, semi-intellectual intelligent, but more so a muscle kinda guy man originally from Brooklyn, New York trying to cut eat his piece of American Pie. I am a reflection of those around me and right now, I am shining weirdness at everyone. Also, I killed a man once, but don't worry, I drove off.

"Bundy" (see below) says: A man of enormous appetites (wine, women and Halo) with a physique to match, don't be fooled by Azi's slow speech and lumbering gait; he's a viper!

Next is "Carlton". He is the eccentric, highly articulate, intelligent supervisor. Spreading the Street meat lunch/meals. He hails from Harlem U.S.A. Yes that's right Harlem U.S.A, according to our very own "Diva"(see below). Harlem has declared that it is its own self sustaining city and state. Hence Harlem, U.S.A. I wonder who's the governor?

"Bundy" is the new member of the team. Still adjusting to the New York life (Bundy is originally from Boston) he is living and loving the single, boozing one night stands. Agh the good olde days.Along with the aforementioned booze fest he is another middle-aged man with looks to rival Bud Bundy. When looks can describe 1,000 words why type when this will work. Don't let the looks deceive you he does have a mean streak in him. He dons a mask and cape at night to protects the citizens of Bushwick (The Dark Side) where he resides in a brownstone.

Last but definetly not least is "Diva". This arrogant, self centered, semi-professional designer is the fillet mignon to this bread and butter group. His daily antics are for the record books. He will often times take us into the never ending spiral of stupidity. You know "a stupid person doesn't know he's stupid" but before I continue to bash him I am sure that you will gather the same throughout this blog. He of course hails from Harlem. He no longer lives in the "good" Harlem instead he has opted out for the Harlem with a Gimbo's at the corner and the people hanging out on the stoop. He is a single guy that is making his strength known in the hood. I will make you pull that one together.

That wraps it up for now. Look in soon for another post. I was told that i need to post more often to give the viewers more substance. I was told that no one likes an empty blog. I will post more often for the following couple of weeks then slow it down to a once a day post.

Sweet water and light water, till next time we meet.
Azi

P.S. I will also make random picture post with hopefully quirky comments. Please comment and let me know how you feel about it.

4 comments:

jesse said...

deez nuts, junior.

Anonymous said...

I just happened across your blog. LMAO!!! What happens next?!

Aziphrale said...

You have to tune in anonymous. Please try to use a name to respond.

MertMengelmier said...

My name is Lothar, I live in Germany, Az.